Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Reflecting On A Very Recent And Memorable Bowel Movement

Occasionally after a bowel movement, I'll take a look to see what I've just deposited, and this was one of those times...Like WOW!!!

What can I say!?!

Would I be exaggerating too much to say that it would totally circle the planet if placed along the latitude of The Equator!?!

How about if I would take it a step further to say that, even then, there would be enough left over to tie it into a bow!?!

I confess that I DID exaggerate a bit in my description of it--but not by much...  

Ainsley Jo Phillips 
February 13, 2013